Victorious Spirit Gifts

The winner takes it all?

Church for sports worshipers.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Robin Hoods' Band. Member Auditions Today. Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy and Dopey are all fine qualities. But I'm leaning more towards "Merry".

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"I don't plead."

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

Edinson Cavani

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

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Auld Gang Sign

Fortune Favours the Brave

One-upmanship.

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

'Our rivals have issued a big profit warning, so we'll issue an even bigger warning.'

'Your trouble is... you don't think positive'

Capture the Flag

A Hunting Apointment

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

War Exercise.

Kepa Arrizabalaga Revuelta

Javelin

"Did you remember to put on clean underwear?"

Needle exchange

Revenge pawn