Vengeful Spirit Gifts

Revenge pawn

Gender Equality

"Home depot."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

Snail Racing

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Meowlzebub

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Middlesex Election, 1804- Burdett and his Radical Allies Anticipate Victory

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'The kids were rebelling against the new school uniform policy, so we had to make some design changes.'

"I don't plead."

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

'I hate snowboarders!'

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'