Vfx Artist Gifts

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

Strainspotting

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"Which part are you reading for?"

Cake

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Santa CGI Effect

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

The 2024 Deepfake awards

Best Special Effects Award

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

'Wow! These advancements in TV make the news even more frightening.'

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Cake Writer's Block

'Good resume - although the special effects seem a little over-the-top.'

Stuntmen Directions

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

Universal Movie Awards. We've seen celebrities from the biggest starts to the brilliant meteorites arriving here at the Universal Movie Awards. There's a moon who is up for a supporting role award, and the Perseid meteor shower, which is nominated for special effects. And there's Mars, blending right into the red carpet. They all better hurry inside and take their seats. The show is about to start with the Best Picture Award. They're starting with the Best Picture Award? Of course! Out h

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'