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"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Strainspotting

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"Which part are you reading for?"

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Cake

Santa CGI Effect

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

The 2024 Deepfake awards

Best Special Effects Award

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

'Wow! These advancements in TV make the news even more frightening.'

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

Stuntmen Directions

'Good resume - although the special effects seem a little over-the-top.'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Cake Writer's Block

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'