Veterinary Vibes Pillows

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

Lactose Intolerant

The height of fashion in 1796

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Fill it up!"

"A CAT scan? Are you sure?"

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'The hills are alive with the sound of moo-sick!'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

A 60's pop group

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.