Veterinarian Gifts

"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"

Santa Claus walks dogs

Dog Food Groups

"The ringing in your ears-I think I can help."

Why dogs make the best Valentines

"We need to talk about your diet."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

'Knee replacement huh? I'm pretty sure Thunder wasn't given that was an option.'

'I'm not supposed to lick myself either.'

"About your cat, Mr. Schrödinger - I have good news and bad news."

"Your love gives me strength."

"Under our holistic approach, Mr. Wyndot, we not only treat your symptoms, we also treat your dog."

"Bad dog! What'd I say about relying on the Internet for medical advice?"

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

'But on the plus side, I'm picking up HBO.'

'Quack'

"Here's a study for you, Doctor - he faints."

"My one regret is not napping more."

is it an emergency?

"I'm afraid it's curiosity."

'Oh! Oh! I think I broke a fingernail!'

"Time to take my horse pills!"

ONE HORSE TOWN

Dog training

Dog with lower back pain

'Now look at this. This is interesting!'

Noah calls out: 'Hey, could we have some volunteers to stay and help clean up?'

"Definitely work-related."

'I want a second opinion.'

'Your tests indicate unusually high levels of copper,zinc and nickel...'

'Some of these are not birth marks...they're age spots.'

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'