Veterinarian T-Shirts

"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"

Santa Claus walks dogs

Dog Food Groups

"The ringing in your ears-I think I can help."

Why dogs make the best Valentines

"We need to talk about your diet."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

'Knee replacement huh? I'm pretty sure Thunder wasn't given that was an option.'

"About your cat, Mr. Schrödinger - I have good news and bad news."

"Your love gives me strength."

"Under our holistic approach, Mr. Wyndot, we not only treat your symptoms, we also treat your dog."

"Bad dog! What'd I say about relying on the Internet for medical advice?"

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"Here's a study for you, Doctor - he faints."

'Quack'

'Oh! Oh! I think I broke a fingernail!'

"Time to take my horse pills!"

ONE HORSE TOWN

"I'm afraid it's curiosity."

"My one regret is not napping more."

is it an emergency?

Dog training

Dog with lower back pain

'Now look at this. This is interesting!'

Noah calls out: 'Hey, could we have some volunteers to stay and help clean up?'

"Definitely work-related."

'I want a second opinion.'

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Pets on holiday.

"And when the time comes the company will put you to sleep at its own expense."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'