Veteran Father Mugs

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

'Forget what?'

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

UNFADED GLORY

Kamikaze Colour

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'It's just that, when you asked me if I fancied a pint down the Legion...'

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

This time...War on Terrorism.

Television guests' essentials in November.