Proud Veteran Mugs

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Butterfly Woman

Infantry.

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Monument To The General/Soldier Monument

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

Clown baby.

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

Right Here

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

"We will remember them."

"... And he's got his father's face!"

Pet Dog.

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

"Branch of the service? What makes you think I'm with any branch of the service?"

US soldiers deaths in Iraq.

"Your Stroganoff reminds me of my army days...spent in the Biological Weapons Corps."

"Let me guess... Military, right?"

22 vets a day commit suicide.

Officer with many medals.

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

The Boche Catcher

Gay and lesbian support group.

EGGS laid in America

Say it loud! We suck and we're proud!

"That one's my kidney stone."