Proud Dad Mugs

Infantry.

Clown baby.

Fathers Day

Best Dad Ever Medals

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

Father 10 out of 10.

"... And he's got his father's face!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

Impressing dad.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"That's mine!"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'