Veteran Mugs

The Salute

A therapist hides behind sandbags as a general talks of war.

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

"He never talks about it...

'I was in the catering corps.'

Veterans Day US

"That one's my kidney stone."

The Generals medals

2 Days To Remember

Remember our veterans this Memorial Day

Operation Desert StormThe Desk Accessories

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

'That one is for keeping warm in the Cold War.'

"Postwar is hell."

'They want the medals back. Apparently, you used a Vicks inhaler before going over the top in 1916.'

Old Man Boot Camp: 'Hoist those trousers up higher...'

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.

"This is the brother I told you guys about."

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

"Come on, men! This is for our kids to live in a free world! And for our grandkids to grow up in a world where they can spend hours a day looking at cats on some sort of fantastic information machine!"

'It's just that, when you asked me if I fancied a pint down the Legion...'

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'This one is for 'don't ask, don't tell', and this new one is for asking and telling.'

Man's Shadow is a Soldier.

Being a Veteran Has Its Benefits.

Kamikaze Colour

'This one is for remembering how we got stuck in a no-win situation in Vietnam.'

'We've nothing for bomb disposal, tank driving or parachuting. How does cold calling PPI sound?'

"Old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue."

Memorial Day

'I'm still glad we fought for freedom, just not as glad as I once was.'