Veteran Father T-Shirts

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'Forget what?'

UNFADED GLORY

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Kamikaze Colour

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Veterans Day US

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'It's just that, when you asked me if I fancied a pint down the Legion...'

Flag Kryptonite

This time...War on Terrorism.

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'