Parenting Veteran T-Shirts

Show off their seasoned status with our parenting veteran t-shirts! Clever slogans and fun designs celebrate a lifetime of parenting, perfect for casual wear and special laughs.

Parenting Veterans T-Shirts Meet The Parents Veteran T-Shirts Parenting Survivor T-Shirts Parenting Survivors T-Shirts Veteran Father T-Shirts Parenting Virtuoso T-Shirts Parenting Warriors T-Shirts Parenting Warrior T-Shirts Veteran's Family T-Shirts Retired Parent T-Shirts

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"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you." mockup

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you." mockup

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you." mockup

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you." mockup

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

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"You sure have a funny way of making someone feel better."

"You sure have a funny way of making someone feel better." mockup

"You sure have a funny way of making someone feel better." mockup

"You sure have a funny way of making someone feel better." mockup

"You sure have a funny way of making someone feel better." mockup

"You sure have a funny way of making someone feel better."

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'Yes, puberty did put me through a lot of stress. . . but it was my daughters puberty.'

'Yes, puberty did put me through a lot of stress. . . but it was my daughters puberty.' mockup

'Yes, puberty did put me through a lot of stress. . . but it was my daughters puberty.' mockup

'Yes, puberty did put me through a lot of stress. . . but it was my daughters puberty.' mockup

'Yes, puberty did put me through a lot of stress. . . but it was my daughters puberty.' mockup

'Yes, puberty did put me through a lot of stress. . . but it was my daughters puberty.'

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"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again." mockup

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again." mockup

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again." mockup

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again." mockup

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

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"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!" mockup

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!" mockup

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!" mockup

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!" mockup

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

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What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN mockup

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN mockup

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN mockup

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN mockup

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

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"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian." mockup

"You're very interesting, for a civilian." mockup

"You're very interesting, for a civilian." mockup

"You're very interesting, for a civilian." mockup

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

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'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.' mockup

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.' mockup

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.' mockup

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.' mockup

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

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Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach mockup

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach mockup

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach mockup

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach mockup

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

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"Postwar is hell."

"Postwar is hell." mockup

"Postwar is hell." mockup

"Postwar is hell." mockup

"Postwar is hell." mockup

"Postwar is hell."

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Military Medals

Military Medals mockup

Military Medals mockup

Military Medals mockup

Military Medals mockup

Military Medals

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Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space. mockup

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space. mockup

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space. mockup

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space. mockup

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

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"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense." mockup

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense." mockup

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense." mockup

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense." mockup

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

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'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.' mockup

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.' mockup

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.' mockup

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.' mockup

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

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"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky." mockup

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky." mockup

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky." mockup

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky." mockup

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

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Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.' mockup

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.' mockup

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.' mockup

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.' mockup

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

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'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.' mockup

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.' mockup

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.' mockup

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.' mockup

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

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"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!" mockup

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!" mockup

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!" mockup

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!" mockup

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

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'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.' mockup

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.' mockup

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.' mockup

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.' mockup

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

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"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"But if I don't break stuff who will?" mockup

"But if I don't break stuff who will?" mockup

"But if I don't break stuff who will?" mockup

"But if I don't break stuff who will?" mockup

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

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"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified." mockup

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified." mockup

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified." mockup

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified." mockup

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

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'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.' mockup

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.' mockup

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.' mockup

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.' mockup

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

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"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?" mockup

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?" mockup

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?" mockup

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?" mockup

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

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'I was in the catering corps.'

'I was in the catering corps.' mockup

'I was in the catering corps.' mockup

'I was in the catering corps.' mockup

'I was in the catering corps.' mockup

'I was in the catering corps.'

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Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan. mockup

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan. mockup

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan. mockup

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan. mockup

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

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'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !' mockup

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !' mockup

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !' mockup

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !' mockup

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

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Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side. mockup

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side. mockup

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side. mockup

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side. mockup

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

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"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?" mockup

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?" mockup

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?" mockup

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?" mockup

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

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'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!' mockup

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!' mockup

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!' mockup

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!' mockup

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

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"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!" mockup

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!" mockup

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!" mockup

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!" mockup

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

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'Forget what?' mockup

'Forget what?' mockup

'Forget what?' mockup

'Forget what?' mockup

'Forget what?'

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'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.' mockup

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.' mockup

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.' mockup

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.' mockup

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

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UNFADED GLORY mockup

UNFADED GLORY mockup

UNFADED GLORY mockup

UNFADED GLORY mockup

UNFADED GLORY

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'Beware of teething baby.'

'Beware of teething baby.' mockup

'Beware of teething baby.' mockup

'Beware of teething baby.' mockup

'Beware of teething baby.' mockup

'Beware of teething baby.'

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Buggy with Snowplow.

Buggy with Snowplow. mockup

Buggy with Snowplow. mockup

Buggy with Snowplow. mockup

Buggy with Snowplow. mockup

Buggy with Snowplow.

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Parenting Veteran T-Shirts Collection

Parenting Veteran Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that honor parenting veterans. Witty and heartfelt designs make every coffee moment a celebration of their experience.

Parenting Veteran Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that salute parenting wisdom. Perfect for adding a funny or heartfelt touch to any home or nursery.

Parenting Veteran Prints

Decorate with art prints that salute lifelong parenting. Thoughtfully designed, these prints make a stylish gift for the seasoned parent.