Vet School Teacher Pillows

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'What the hell kind of veterinarian are you going to make...'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Dog wearing a cone

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

Know your dog - The brain.

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"You want a second opinion,,,You're an idiot,"

'No need to shout.'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"It's mouseborn."

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

"Inside you there are two wolves..."