Vet In Training Pillows

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Agility God

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"A little help, please."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"Don't even think about it."

"What other tricks does he need?"

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Pet Entertainers

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'