Vet School Hopefull Pillows

'Physiology! Pharmacology! Bacteriology! Anatomy!...'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

Doc's Kid.

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

Bovine Proctology Graduation

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

'He needs counselling . . . he wants to be a vet.'

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

'I've decided to become a veterinarian, I love animals!'

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

Little Vet Play Kit.

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

'What the hell kind of veterinarian are you going to make...'

"When I grow up...I'm going to be a vegetarian veterinarian!"

'I used to want to be a vet!...But I changed my mind!'

'Now if you can break it in half, it's not an ovary....'