Vertigo Veteran T-Shirts

Conquering Fear of Heights Championships

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

To-Let Town Centre Map

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

Zika Epidemic

The lineup for mental health services around the building.

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

"Jerk! They know me here!!"

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

'I'm the oldest employee in the store...I've been here from Hi-Fi to Wifi.'

Puppet Audience

'After years of therapy I finally know who I am, Thank you very much,'

'Will I ever be able to totally ignore my health care again?'

John and Dot

My Fluffy Rock in the Storm.

'Get down off there, you silly little boy.'

Mute Ventriloquist

'Don't worry. I get a lot done during commercials.'

A bus becomes a microwave full of a people.

"Just shout if you need my attention. Don’t tug on the rope."

'Next time?'

I blew it. I lost my Twitter followers and my Facebook followers. All I did was ask if they like me. Objective failure. Never be that vulnerable. People hate that kind of weakness. But, in the end, you can't help it. It's your nature. So people didn't like my true nature? But you like me, right? Please rephrase this sort of question so you don't look like such an idiot!

"They cancelled our flight and lost our luggage! Who knows where it is?"

"Who knew they had interns in the Hoover administration."

"Bit of a bummer really, you've got a nut allergy"

Phobias - Vertigo Books on the Top Shelf.

Omicron and Covid Cases

'No only have you got one foot in the grace, but it's also got an in-growing toe nail.'

Really Big Print

'Because I'm afraid of heights, that's why.'

"Can I breathe out now?"

'Luckily, I've got pills against my fear of heights!'

How many people with a fear of heights does it take to change a light bulb?