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"Just shout if you need my attention. Don’t tug on the rope."

'Get down off there, you silly little boy.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

"Here's your problem."

"Jewish people go out for Chinese food, but do you ever see Chinese people going out for Jewish food?"

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'

"...It's just that I feel I've become typecast."

"Yeah, at first glance, you would classify me as a hard-rocker, but I'm more into classical music really..."

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

The full male cycle

"I love him, he's that rarity, an architect without horn-rimmed glasses"

'Why do they always draw us eating this stuff? I could murder a plate of scrambled eggs with truffles.'

Boxer with glasses.

'Well, I hope you're satisfied -- I spent all afternoon going over your return, and I can't find a thing wrong with it!'

"Students, for Hispanic heritage month, I've ordered tasty pork tamales for everyone!"

'You're not old enough to refuse to discuss things!'

'and to think I never used to believe all that stuff about women drivers!'