Vertigo Challenger Mugs

"Just shout if you need my attention. Don’t tug on the rope."

'Get down off there, you silly little boy.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

"Here's your problem."

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"Jewish people go out for Chinese food, but do you ever see Chinese people going out for Jewish food?"

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

"...It's just that I feel I've become typecast."

The full male cycle

"Yeah, at first glance, you would classify me as a hard-rocker, but I'm more into classical music really..."

"I love him, he's that rarity, an architect without horn-rimmed glasses"

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'

'Well, I hope you're satisfied -- I spent all afternoon going over your return, and I can't find a thing wrong with it!'

Boxer with glasses.

'Why do they always draw us eating this stuff? I could murder a plate of scrambled eggs with truffles.'

"Students, for Hispanic heritage month, I've ordered tasty pork tamales for everyone!"

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

Bull In a china shop