Verismo Fan Gifts

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

The Da Vinci Cod

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

I Pagliacci

Rembrandt's Selfies

"I think he's been capitalised!"

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

Superintendent

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Thomas Wyatt

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Must you be so judgmental?

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

Leonardo da Vinci's cat.

Have you installed the heater?

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"

Heat Wave Podium

Aida

A Mouse hole in an Igloo in the form of an Igloo entrance.

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'