Vermeer Fan Gifts

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Decaying corpse

Mars Rover

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"He changed water into wine!"

Masterpiece?

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

'Have you been under much pressure lately, Mr. Verne?'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

'...You know bestiality is illegal.'

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

Meerkats / Mercats

"He didn't pull through. Let's go get some ketchup."

'Vermeer's light is so unique... It's ideal for reading a good book!'

"Nobody ever talks about how when you marry a human at 16, you might divorce by 30 and have to move back to the sea."

Curiosity Killed The (Martian) Cat...

Journey to the center of Jules Microbiome

You throw poop like a girl.

I'm having trouble with this new phone --- it has more capabilities than I do.

Neymar

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

Formula One Venice

'He's my remote tuna.'

Your appreciation of the Dutch National Soccer Team is interfering with your duties as an escrow officer.

"No I haven't had my lip pierced"

Conservatives Left Behind by GOP

"I've never been a quitter - I've been sacked from every job I've had..."

Vermeer school motto: 'Vermeer to eternity.'

THREE GUYS IN VARSITY SHIRTS THAT SPELL 'WAR'.