Vermeer Fan Mugs

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Mars Rover

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

Decaying corpse

Masterpiece?

"He changed water into wine!"

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'Have you been under much pressure lately, Mr. Verne?'

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

'...You know bestiality is illegal.'

Meerkats / Mercats

'Vermeer's light is so unique... It's ideal for reading a good book!'

"Nobody ever talks about how when you marry a human at 16, you might divorce by 30 and have to move back to the sea."

Curiosity Killed The (Martian) Cat...

Journey to the center of Jules Microbiome

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

Formula One Venice

Your appreciation of the Dutch National Soccer Team is interfering with your duties as an escrow officer.

"No I haven't had my lip pierced"

'He's my remote tuna.'

"I've never been a quitter - I've been sacked from every job I've had..."

Vermeer school motto: 'Vermeer to eternity.'

"I hereby sentence you to the Vermeer show on a Saturday afternoon."