Verismo Devotee T-Shirts

Colline the Philosopher

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Thomas Hardy

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Bonk!"

Lady Macbeth

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Tosca stabs Scarpia

Bubble Gum Dispenser

I Pagliacci

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

Poetry Buff.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Love Potion

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

One book... One book... One book...

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"She died doing what she loved."

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

"The following problem is not recommended for some viewers, or so our attorneys have advised us to say..."

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

A.E. Housman