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Harlequin

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Robocop and Juliet.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"It was her mothers"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Tosca stabs Scarpia

I Pagliacci

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Maestro

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

The Thinker

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"There's the mailman!"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"Fashion over function!"

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'