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'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"What did Jesus order?"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Mimi's final scene

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"Move, Gary."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat