Avatar Aficionados T-Shirts

'You could try changing your profile picture...'

The Artist

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

Shell Fire

Easter Candy Island.

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

Donald Glover

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

El Greco

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

Starbucks Siren

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

The caricature of Dorian Gray

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

I told you not to touch its belly.

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

Alien Mount Rushmore

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions... you're a true 'Do lots of different stuff' man!"