Avatar Aficionado T-Shirts

'The dating agency matched me up with my avatar.'

'According to the latest polling, the Ronald Reagan avatar is the leading candidate with voters over 60.'

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

"That's his online avatar...the off-line version is over here."

"Instagram, Facebook, tic tok but who is the real ME?"

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"She's been so creative lately."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

(Camel paintings)

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

German Expressionist Breakfast

If nobody had invented graphics

"Mr. Right!"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Horti-Culture

Distractions Of The Great

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Baroque Peacock

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Painting taking root...

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Misunderstood artist