Verismo Devotee Gifts

Colline the Philosopher

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Bonk!"

Lady Macbeth

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Tosca stabs Scarpia

Bubble Gum Dispenser

I Pagliacci

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

Poetry Buff.

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Love Potion

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"God, I love this show!"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"She died doing what she loved."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

A.E. Housman

"The following problem is not recommended for some viewers, or so our attorneys have advised us to say..."