Verger Gifts

Boy and Mother Play Practical Joke on Verger

A Verger and a Lady.

Church Seats

'Verger, give me a hand to move the font over a bit. . .'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

The Vineyard

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Priest's 'To do' list.

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Fishing Tales

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"I heard they mate for life."

Frog flirting.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

Klimt Kiss Phones

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"You two seem oddly suited."