Verger Gifts

Boy and Mother Play Practical Joke on Verger

A Verger and a Lady.

Church Seats

'Verger, give me a hand to move the font over a bit. . .'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

The Vineyard

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Romance

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

A heart shaped cake

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Priest's 'To do' list.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Mac OS 20

Fishing Tales

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Frog flirting.

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I heard they mate for life."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"You two seem oddly suited."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."