Venue Designers Gifts

Modern Stadium.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Copycats

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Empty box of ideas

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Haute Suture

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Happy Easter

Hair Crop Circle

Creative department

Baroque Peacock

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

The World's Easiest Airport

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Wagging Dog

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Early Colour TV

Rape of the Lock- The Dream