Venetian Art T-Shirts

Titian

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Adult Barbershop

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

Gondolier

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

Judge

Cover Design for E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

"She's had a lot of work done."

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

'Do you know 'Moonlight Bay'?'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

Fashion Publishing: In tray - Outre.

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

"Look that way! From the ground you can look up."

A Classic Goldfish Game.

The Farmer's Return.

Venetian without the knowledge

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'