Venetian Art Mugs

Titian

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

E=mc2.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Whose the new guy?"

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

Adult Barbershop

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

Gondolier

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

Judge

Cover Design for E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

"She's had a lot of work done."

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

Fashion Publishing: In tray - Outre.

'Do you know 'Moonlight Bay'?'

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to carve it.'

"Look that way! From the ground you can look up."

The Farmer's Return.

A Classic Goldfish Game.

I invented the wheel, fire, and the bow and arrow, and then some wiseguy invented lawyers and took them all away from me.

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

'...How could your wife possibly know we're in Venice?'