Vehicle Therapist Pillows

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Useless add-ons.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

It's great for pulling the birds!

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Especially modified you say..."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

Auto-Pilot.

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

"Excuse me for a moment. It's my idiot husband."

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'