Vehicle Therapist Gifts

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Useless add-ons.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Especially modified you say..."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

Auto-Pilot.

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"Excuse me for a moment. It's my idiot husband."

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."