Vehicle Justice Hero Gifts

Traffic avenger

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Moulting"

Violent Crime Statistics

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

Lady Justice.

Art Plagiarism

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Say speed

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

P.A.C. Sewer Tours: Supreme Court Approved Tour the Sewers & Stay Clean - Let Us Get Filthy For You.

The Voice of Experience: "Don't worry about the congress or the press. Once you own the udges and the justice department, they won't matter."

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

Bambridge on Trial for Murder.

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

Efrain Rios Montt sentence overthrown.

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

Way to go

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

Leading By Caving In

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

Crime slipping through legal system.

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

A 'failed' brake check!

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

Brett Kavanaugh Shows Why the US is the Bestest Country in the Whole Wide World

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

'Honest? Well...I've never been indicted.'