Vehicle Justice Hero Mugs

Traffic avenger

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"Moulting"

Violent Crime Statistics

Lady Justice.

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

Art Plagiarism

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Say speed

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

P.A.C. Sewer Tours: Supreme Court Approved Tour the Sewers & Stay Clean - Let Us Get Filthy For You.

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

Efrain Rios Montt sentence overthrown.

Bambridge on Trial for Murder.

The Voice of Experience: "Don't worry about the congress or the press. Once you own the udges and the justice department, they won't matter."

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

Way to go

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

'Honest? Well...I've never been indicted.'

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

The Dilemma of a Whistle Blower

A 'failed' brake check!

Crime slipping through legal system.

"Huddled masses, line 3."