Road Safety Superhero Mugs

Never wanting to harm any creature, the Buchanans outfitted their car with the hydraulic Critter Clearance System.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

'Your Grounded!'

"On your left."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Days without an incident.

Attention: Speed Troughs

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Gas Pedal Sticking?

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

The best safety device is a rearview mirror with a cop car in it.

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

"I'm getting a new computer, so I'm making sure all my data on this one is erased."

School crossing

'Cover me whilst I cross the road...'

SmartphoneDumb Driver.

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

"Why did I come in here?"

'We had a fireman come to class today. Do you know what to do if you're ever caught in a burning building? Just stop, drop and roll...'

Take no shortcuts! Assess the risks!...

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

'So you're the boy who wants to be a health and safety officer.'