Road Safety Superhero Pillows

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

'Your Grounded!'

"On your left."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Days without an incident.

Attention: Speed Troughs

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

SmartphoneDumb Driver.

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

School crossing

"I'm getting a new computer, so I'm making sure all my data on this one is erased."

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

The best safety device is a rearview mirror with a cop car in it.

'Cover me whilst I cross the road...'

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

"Why did I come in here?"

'We had a fireman come to class today. Do you know what to do if you're ever caught in a burning building? Just stop, drop and roll...'

Take no shortcuts! Assess the risks!...

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

Green Cross Code: Avoid cars, avoid meat, avoid fur.

Speed Limit.