Auto Safety Warrior Pillows

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

'Your Grounded!'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

Attention: Speed Troughs

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

One last question before i take the job.

Piano Airbag

SmartphoneDumb Driver.

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

'Oh, Sweetie, look, Daddy's fitting a new car seat for baby.'

Seat belts - The giving of life.

Man with Air Bag,"Did you know the earth spins at 1038 mph?"

Green Cross Code: Avoid cars, avoid meat, avoid fur.

"Always use the crosswalk!"

'His airbag must have over inflated.'

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

"You're going on a very short journey."

Driver of Gritter Lorry gritting his teeth.