Auto Safety Warrior Pillows

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

'Your Grounded!'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Attention: Speed Troughs

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

"Right I've checked everything 6 times. Surely nothing can go wrong this time."

One last question before i take the job.

Piano Airbag

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

SmartphoneDumb Driver.

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

My doctor advised me to start walking more.

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

'Oh, Sweetie, look, Daddy's fitting a new car seat for baby.'

Man with Air Bag,"Did you know the earth spins at 1038 mph?"

'His airbag must have over inflated.'

'Your father told you to look both ways when crossing a four lane highway?'

Green Cross Code: Avoid cars, avoid meat, avoid fur.

Seat belts - The giving of life.

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

"You're going on a very short journey."

"Always use the crosswalk!"