Vehicle Diagnostics T-Shirts

"Check the catalytic converter while you're in there, please."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Deflator mouse

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Nap time."

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

Acme Flyswatters.

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

"Turn down the bass."

When did you last have your oil changed?

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

"I'd say it's a fungal infection."

Trading Places.

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"I'm your problem."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Internal Combustion.

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

'I've conducted a meta analysis of the myriad of tests we've run and I think I can say with a certain level of certainty that you are probably screwed...'

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

Crash Test Dummy Funerals.

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'It doesn't work...'