Vehicle Diagnostics T-Shirts

"Check the catalytic converter while you're in there, please."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Deflator mouse

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

"Nap time."

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

When did you last have your oil changed?

"Turn down the bass."

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

Acme Flyswatters.

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

"I'd say it's a fungal infection."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

Trading Places.

"I'm your problem."

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

'I've conducted a meta analysis of the myriad of tests we've run and I think I can say with a certain level of certainty that you are probably screwed...'

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

Internal Combustion.

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"Can you check the heated drivers seat."

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."