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Vegetarian taxidermy

Prize vegetables.

baby sweetcorn...

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

At the market

The discovery of asparagus.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

See you at the farmers market!

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

'What are you eating now?'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'He's all eyes!'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"