Veggie Patch Planner Pillows

"If you don't have time to take care of everything, Sir, Mom's vegetable garden would be a good thing to let go."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

You will always find a spot to garden

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

He was forced to take early retirement.

The Confused Gardener

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

"Leftover seeds."

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

'My garden won't feed the family, but it'll feed a pretty nice rabbit stew.'

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'

'You're a real cabbage patch doll! Lettuce introduce ourselves!'

Organic Beans

The cost of home grown vegetables

"One vegetarian meal, one vegan meal, and one box of eucalyptus leaves."

Man labouring over vegetable patch

'I never used to like brussels sprouts, but they're growing on me!'

"I thought I was safe planning a vegan staff Christmas dinner."

Gardening for Beginners - 'Hot water or cold?'