Veggie Alchemists T-Shirts

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'Vegebals are poisonus says sciencetists'

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Go Veggie...

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

The great zucchinis

Fruits and vegetables

Grandchildren's Menu: Whatever's on your plate and no funny business

Veggie Princess

The food was nice...but something was missing.

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

Hey, those are not menus!

"Vegetarian" is such a predictable phase. You'll grow out of it. Teddy? A word please. Come on, dad! You know I'm right. You may be. But your sister is stubborn. She digs in her heels. So? You added 5 years to her predictable vegetarian phase. I didn't predict that. Best colleges for Vegetarians.

'My mum's not very hygienic... She cooks carrots and peas in the same pot!'

Why can't we go vegetarian, mom? It's not so easy. You're letting the giant forces of agribusiness run your life! Mo-om! Dad and I are starving! Where's the beef? It's the smaller forces of agri-vation that give me problems.

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

"Unusual turkey darling!" "Thanks, it's made out of Brussel sprouts!"

"No, 'tofu' isn't short for 'toe fungus'!"

Child playing king.

Genetically Modified Carrots

'A few over here, please.'

"If mashed potatoes are comfort food, does that make broccoli uncomfortable food?"

''Kale'? - Did we join the Vegetable of the Month Club or something?'

Organic Beans