Veggie Alchemists Prints

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'Vegebals are poisonus says sciencetists'

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

The great zucchinis

Fruits and vegetables

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

Go Veggie...

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

Grandchildren's Menu: Whatever's on your plate and no funny business

The food was nice...but something was missing.

Veggie Princess

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

'My mum's not very hygienic... She cooks carrots and peas in the same pot!'

"Unusual turkey darling!" "Thanks, it's made out of Brussel sprouts!"

Child playing king.

"No, 'tofu' isn't short for 'toe fungus'!"

Genetically Modified Carrots

Organic Beans

'A few over here, please.'

The cost of home grown vegetables

"If mashed potatoes are comfort food, does that make broccoli uncomfortable food?"

''Kale'? - Did we join the Vegetable of the Month Club or something?'