Vegetarian Delight Pillows

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

'I don't care if it IS Tofurkey...I am not eating that!'

Now, who ordered the vegetarian meal?

Advocado

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Chocs away.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

Runner Bean...

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

"In my previous life I was arugula."

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

'Compliments to the chef from tables eight and nine, raves from bables twelve and fourteen, and proposals of marriage from tables seventeen, eighteen and nineteen.'

Artichoking victim

Free salad bar.

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

Pickled beets.

"It's not you. It's pea."