Vegetarian Delight Pillows

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

'I don't care if it IS Tofurkey...I am not eating that!'

Now, who ordered the vegetarian meal?

Advocado

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Chocs away.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Runner Bean...

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'Compliments to the chef from tables eight and nine, raves from bables twelve and fourteen, and proposals of marriage from tables seventeen, eighteen and nineteen.'

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

Free salad bar.

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

Artichoking victim

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

No, sir, that entr

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.