Vegetable Puns Pillows

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'Shuck me.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"A little lamb please."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

Pickled beets.

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

Flytrap nerd.

"Guac-A-Mole"

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

Gastrique Bypass

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

What on earth are you doing? Well, you wanted battered sausage, didn't you?

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'