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"We had a summer thing."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

See you at the farmers market!

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

Pea

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Needs more kale.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

Runner Bean...

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

Roasted Peppers

"Albino broccoli mum!"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Peas on Earth.

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'