Vegavulture Pillows

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

Tut and Carmen.

Venus

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Distractions Of The Great

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Tourists in Egypt

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Vegetarian Birds

Queen of Quinoa

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Give quiche a chance!

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

The Rise of Modern Art

Scarpia's Palace

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Modern Kids.

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

Happy Hog - Manet

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

The London Olympic bid

'Rob is a vegan.'

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."