Veg-loving Flirt Pillows

'That's cute. You're a Virgo and I'm a vegetarian.'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

At the market

The discovery of asparagus.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'What are you eating now?'

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'He's all eyes!'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Grocery Shopping

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"The transplant can be done anytime. We can always get artichoke hearts."

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

When We'll Take the Environment Seriously

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

The Rabbit Meeting.

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

'Eat your carrots. They are good for growing children.'

'That was the year your Grandpa and I made your Father eat his vegetables.'

"Here are all of my dependents."