Veg-loving Flirt Pillows

'That's cute. You're a Virgo and I'm a vegetarian.'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

At the market

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'What are you eating now?'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'He's all eyes!'

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

Grocery Shopping

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"The transplant can be done anytime. We can always get artichoke hearts."

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

The Rabbit Meeting.

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

'Eat your carrots. They are good for growing children.'

'That was the year your Grandpa and I made your Father eat his vegetables.'

"Here are all of my dependents."

'Actually, I kind of like peas, but if I eat them, what will mom think of next?'