Vaulting Gifts

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Whine and cheezed party."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Here we go again...'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Leap Frog

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

' Love and pole vault'

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Safe under mattress.

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

'Oh good, valet parking.'

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"

'Nobody reads anymore.'

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

'Polevault envy'.

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."