Vaulting Gifts

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Whine and cheezed party."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Here we go again...'

Leap Frog

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

' Love and pole vault'

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Safe under mattress.

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Oh good, valet parking.'

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"

'Nobody reads anymore.'

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

Pole Vault

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

'Polevault envy'.